Friday, May 23, 2008

Men Can't Live Without Women...

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman.... Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before:

MEN tal illness
MEN
strual cramps
MEN
tal breakdown
MEN opause

GUY
necologist

AND .. When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS terectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

Gentlemen,

Enough la of the braggings and gloatings. Life's gotta move on and and as expected, some may say, "Next year u sure lose one". Well, heard this one before? All the time la hor? No prizes for correct guessing la.. The sorry/pathetic statement will surely come from some sorry/pathetic ABUs, tho amazingly got thrashed season in, season out, still clinging on that false beliefs that their respective TEAMS can emulate what the Devils had achieved. Hats off to them. They sure got balls (flimsy as they may be...) but truth is, chances of pigs flying is indeed greater than their TEAMS doing the DOUBLE or a TREBLE.

Pls note that I must state TEAMS because some cannot claim of having ONE dedicated TEAM. Sure got at least NINETEAM teams as their TEAMS. Know what I mean? Good ah?

OK. Enough of braggings. A special bragging err I mean Celebratory Session is being planned on 23 May 2008, down at the Cafe. Do extend this to any known Devils or ABUs( who's ok to have a free drink on the Devils' tab!). Program is as below:

5:35pm: Arrival of the Devils Advocates and Special Invitees ( you la...You ABUs)
5:40pm: Emcee Welcoming Remarks
5:42pm: Presindential Speech by the Host
5:45pm: The floor is opened for the Advocates to highlight their most defining moments e.g. Grant's first defeat in BPL, JT's missing the pen, Ronaldo's 42 nani's ball-juggling act etc. Note: ABUs not allowed to take the floor, ahem...
6:00pm: Queen's Sing-a-long session
6:10pm: Photography session
6:20pm: Drinking time - will decide from one particular outlet for ease of payment purposes - Maybe Jalal la... Kuihs BYO basis ;)
6:45pm: End and commences REAL drinking session outside!

Special Announcement: As for ABUs or specific groups whose faith towards their respective CEOs/Owners are wading, you are welcome to join in the bandwagon. Champions Bandwagon that is. A probation period of SIX month applies.

Thanks for your time. See you down at the cafe.